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Know thyself....Socrates once said.

Okay.

Myself is becoming a bit of a bore.

My week at the beach has helped me to decide this.

On this particular vacation, I decided to only do what I wanted.

Personally, I had a great time, but I found myself saying things like...

"I don't like ...."

"I really don't want to..."

Bottom line?

I can be no fun at all.

I'm sometimes a big blob of un-funness.

Walking on the beach for more than two blocks makes my back hurt.

I would rather eat worm pie than be in the midst of a crowd in an amusement park.

I like to go to bed at 10:00 PM.

I eat Fiber One cereal for breakfast even though I'm on vacation.

I hide the caramel popcorn so I don't have to share it.

I hate sand on me....seriously.

I only go in the water on rare occasions. (There has to be a considerable amount of begging from the nieces and nephews for me to take the plunge.)

Sometimes I don't even get to the beach until 2:00 PM because I have been sitting around and reading on the balcony.

I will find any excuse to take a nap.

So, I know you were wanting to invite me on your next big family beach vacation, but I am saving you the trouble and frustration.

I'm a party pooper....a stick in the mud if you will.

You'd have more fun with a plastic plant.